I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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