Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize