Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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