Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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