i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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