I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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