I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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