Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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