I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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