Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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