Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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