We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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