you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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