Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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