The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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