my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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