well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
my poor anus
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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