hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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