Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize