i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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