put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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