well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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