i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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