every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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