The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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