I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
that's an acceptable place to lick
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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