Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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