i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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