do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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