yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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