Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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