i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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