The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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