ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
