No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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