I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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