Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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