After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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