its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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