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I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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