Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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