I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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