Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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