we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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