sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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