I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize