sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
