If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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