Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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