All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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