I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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