i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
be right there i have to get my cape
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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