We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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